By: superuser
last updated: 05-16-2013
Nosey Nellie gets the distinct impression that Oliver, the Cat Who Won’t Stop Talking, and Mojito, the Devil Kitten, want her to redo the catio.
Not that Oliver and the DK are subtle, on accounta they’re not. In fact, they can be very “in yo...
By: superuser
last updated: 05-09-2013
Nosey Nellie’s thinking about going back to school.
Not that NN isn’t educated in a lotta things, but since there is such an emphasis on degrees these days, and since NN’s high school diploma, her servers certificate and her online professio...
By: superuser
last updated: 05-02-2013
Nosey Nellie watches too much Home and Garden Network.
And because she watches too much HGTV, NN always has a project going on. NN is one of the truly great “starters” of her time. NN can – and will – start any project at any given time on a...
By: superuser
last updated: 04-25-2013
Nosey Nellie’s been busy this week.
NN has been “confined to quarters” on accounta someone ratted her off to her probation officer because NN sent a small gift to Big Mama in the Big House. Big Mama enjoys a little libation occasionally and th...
By: superuser
last updated: 04-18-2013
Nosey Nellie is going into hiding. Or the witness protection program, except NN’s been in the WPP so many times she’s no longer protected, according to the Feds, who keep track of things like how many times you’ve had to be protected as a witne...
By: superuser
last updated: 04-11-2013
Nosey Nellie is going to become a serious artist.
For several years, NN has played around with paint and watercolors and crayons, but has decided it is time to share her talent and her work with the world. NN came to that conclusion based partly on ...
By: superuser
last updated: 04-04-2013
Nosey Nellie is nothing if not creative.
And NN is always looking for fun ways to use her creativity. NN has a garage full of “projects” that require a LOT of creativity, but NN has to be inspired to be creative and, unfortunately, that doesn’...
By: superuser
last updated: 03-28-2013
Nosey Nellie’s lookin’ for a job.
Not just any job – a really good job that pays a lot, gives her five days a week off and quadruple holiday pay. And a clothing allowance and an accessories allowance and a hooker heels allowance. And meals –...
By: superuser
last updated: 03-22-2013
Nosey Nellie is changing her image.
NN has decided her wardrobe is too conservative after seeing the amazing Alex Arnold in a local store this week. For those of you who, for whatever reason, don’t know who Alex Arnold is, she’s one of THE Arnol...
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last updated: 03-14-2013
Nosey Nellie is an officially educated, informed and licensed server.
That is the kind of server who will serve you your favorite adult beverage – not the kind of server who gives you papers from an attorney or a court or a bonding agent and who y...
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last updated: 03-07-2013
Nosey Nellie has decided credit card companies are never, ever happy.
NN “found” some extra money in a bag that was given to her from a friend in the Big House for safe keeping. NN’s friend in the Big House was given an extended vacay in the B...
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last updated: 02-28-2013
Nosey Nellie is still looking for work.
Well, maybe not just “work,” but a passion that will pay her big dollars to pay off those who are attempting to collect debt NN allegedly owes.
One would think the IRS would be a little more understanding...





The Riverfest Fine Arts and Crafts Fair opens with a reception from 6 to 9 p.m. on Friday, May 24, at the Red Lion Hotel, 700 Scott Ave. The art fair continues from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. on Saturday, May 25, and from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Sunday, May 26, ...
Dogs and cats may transmit potentially dangerous worms to you and your family.
Worms – not a terribly popular topic, but one that could cause you and your pet a stay in the hospital. Veterinarians see the problem every day, but most dog and cat ow...

Several former Farmington High School coaches and student athletes have left an imprint on the school’s athletic history and will be honored next Friday, May 24, as they are inducted into the FHS Hall of Fame.
The FHS Hall of Fame ceremony will be...
A used car dealership on East Main Street in Farmington underwent a year and a half renovation that gave the business a more appealing look for its clients.
AutoMax, located at 5220 E. Main St., had its grand opening after the renovations were compl...

